My Genitals Are Getting So Much Attention These Days!!! Now, most guys, maybe even many girls, think that sounds pretty good, right? Wrong!I met my new doctor, a lady, Thursday June 18th. I needed to get prescriptions filled. Oh, I said, I do have one concern. There's a hardened mass on or in my scrotum. I have always had chapping problems. I do sweat in that area in Summer and get dry skin in Winter, like most of us, maybe worse than many. She found the mass, and a vein where there was "almost an open place". She checked me over and said I needed an ultrasound to see what it is, so we scheduled one for Monday.
Friday, I woke up freezing, and I'm rarely cold. I was very weak (hardly checked Xanga, if at all) and ran a high fever, so I took acetaminophen. My day was spent in bed, passing between conscious and unconscious frequently. At night, I noticed my whole scrotum was very swollen. I've only seen the like with internal bleeding. Called 911, and it was off to the hospital.
The Emergency Room doctor said I have an infection, and I began to get treated by the staff. Five hours in which I was given an ultrasound of the area, along with antibiotics and who-knows-what by IV. I was sent home in diaper-like adult underwear with abdominal gauze supporting the are and soaking up the blood...and there's still plenty. The hospital called, and I have to follow up with my doctor, and get another ultrasound to check progress. I can tell things are somewhat better, but it is still VERY uncomfortable.
Plus, I am missing work at my relatively new job, and get no sick pay. Woohoo; what a wild weekend!!!
UPDATE: Still don't know for sure what the hardened mass is yet, but the infection has to heal first. This infection was due to the moist, dark conditions that promote fungus growth "down there". I am almost better thanks to the drugs they gave me, along with the strangest medical advice I've ever been given. "Stay home, lie around in bed with your genitals exposed and your legs spread, with a fan blowing on you". Well, hey Doc, if I must, I must! Must be good advice 'cause it's working!
Comments (35)
Lol she probably thought you had a boner hahhaha
@X_The_Wiseman_X - lol. If I did get one right now, I'd probly fall over in pain, or pass out!
@lonelywanderer2 - lmao
Oh, gee! Get well soon.
holy shit that sucks, dude. get well soon! ><
get well soon!
Wooow... very wild! Wild beyond my wildest imagination!
@RestlessButterfly - Mine too, and Lord knows you and I have pretty wild imaginations!
-shivers- May my genitals never get that much attention.
You poor thing! I hope you feel better soon. Damn, that sounds nasty.
Eeeeps! That sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you do get better soon. No more wild weekends for you... they don't end quite like normal people's do! LOL!
Damn kat.. I know if that shyt would happen to me I would've freaked. Sorry to hear bout that.. hope all goes well and things get better for you.
Lol Wild indeed. Good to hear its getting better though. Your genitals will probably never receive that much attention again, poor thing.
@ToxicAddict - I certainly hope to never have them get this much attention again. I was so sick and hurting. Not all better yet, but much improved. Thanks.
hope you'll better soon
hope you feel better soon!
@Trigger821 - @Fool0nThePlanet - Thank you both!
okay first impressions were wrong- you weren't being lewd for lewd's sake. I'm not quite sure how to spell lecivious.
dang me, if that just doesn't "blow" crotch-rot was always a joke for us satupid campers forgetting common hygein in the name of outdoor manliness - you rank as the first person to actually come down with the disease! yeah yeah, lucky you.
heal! and before you're actually fully healed and thus under after-effects of sickness, please read my latest story/dream "that dream" a not quite top of my current offerings of postings....why? because your not quite healthy oppinion will be excused if i don't like what I hear and! it might be more imginative if you're not quite sure the wall won't just up and speak to you.
I just don't know whether to laugh or cry. I think if I were in your position I'd cry, but to be a voyeur through a blog you make it sound a lot funnier than it really is. I hope you are well soon.
I'm glad you're a little better, hopefully the mass in your scrotum is just a cyst or something like that.
That sounds horrible! Plus it's in your manly place, that makes it worse!
Glad the infection is getting better luv.
Praying for healing and rapid recovery.
You poor thing! Though I laughed quite loudly at the closing. Feel better soon!!!
Hope it clears up =/