So I was in a bar the other night and these three slutty-looking women were talking in great detail about their sexual exploits. They obviously thought they were God's gift to men. They said right out out loud that wanted to pick up the first guy they saw and take him and do nasty things to him. I was just, like, *penispalm*
I had heard quite enough of this talk. I went right up to them, and said, "Hi there, ladies, whatcha drinking tonight?"
I had a friend like them when I was in college. One of the conversations that I remember having with her was telling her that she had to call this guy and tell him that she may have given him an STD. She figured the symptoms would tell him
The very first time I ever went out drinking, it was with my ex and two girls I worked with. They were referring to themselves as slut #1, and slut #2, and they wanted to call me slut #3! I made it VERY clear to them that I was NOT referring to myself as a slut!