So I was in a bar the other night and these three slutty-looking women were talking in great detail about their sexual exploits. They obviously thought they were God's gift to men. They said right out out loud that wanted to pick up the first guy they saw and take him and do nasty things to him. I was just, like, *penispalm*
I had heard quite enough of this talk. I went right up to them, and said, "Hi there, ladies, whatcha drinking tonight?"
I had a friend like them when I was in college. One of the conversations that I remember having with her was telling her that she had to call this guy and tell him that she may have given him an STD. She figured the symptoms would tell him
The way you ended it was funny lol. Women like that obviously have no self worth. I would never be that desperate. I hope they're smart enough to protect themselves from STD's geez.
And then? What did they do?
Hahahaha thanks for the laugh! I choked!
@phantomFive - Hmmm. I'm guessing they did nasty things to penispalmer...? Hahahaha
The very first time I ever went out drinking, it was with my ex and two girls I worked with. They were referring to themselves as slut #1, and slut #2, and they wanted to call me slut #3! I made it VERY clear to them that I was NOT referring to myself as a slut!
Because guys don't pay any attention to that type, right?
Hello? "Nice Girls" get to be ignored and invisible...and men want a sweet lady their mom will adore.
Cut me a break. The Playboy Mentality forged this.
Wow. I want to say typical..but at least typical with a sense of humor. Lol :P
sounds like a fun night for you!
I made a new one called *SkyFaceDive*, where you have to jump out of a plane and landed directly on your face. Because a simple *facepalm* or *headdesk* will not do.
@laytexduckie - Hahaha!!! I later considered *handdick* as a parody of *headdesk*
oh no. *harddick* would be terrible. I sadly can see that splurging into a trend somehow. and becoming a hashtag.
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Ugh.
Wow, just wow. This made me laugh out loud.
typical
I had a friend like them when I was in college. One of the conversations that I remember having with her was telling her that she had to call this guy and tell him that she may have given him an STD. She figured the symptoms would tell him
The way you ended it was funny lol. Women like that obviously have no self worth. I would never be that desperate. I hope they're smart enough to protect themselves from STD's geez.
And then? What did they do?
The very first time I ever went out drinking, it was with my ex and two girls I worked with. They were referring to themselves as slut #1, and slut #2, and they wanted to call me slut #3! I made it VERY clear to them that I was NOT referring to myself as a slut!
Because guys don't pay any attention to that type, right?
Hello? "Nice Girls" get to be ignored and invisible...and men want a sweet lady their mom will adore.
Cut me a break. The Playboy Mentality forged this.
sounds like a fun night for you!
I made a new one called *SkyFaceDive*, where you have to jump out of a plane and landed directly on your face. Because a simple *facepalm* or *headdesk* will not do.
@laytexduckie - Hahaha!!! I later considered *handdick* as a parody of *headdesk*
oh no. *harddick* would be terrible. I sadly can see that splurging into a trend somehow. and becoming a hashtag.