March 30, 2013

  • The Brewmeisters’ Convention

    At the annual Brewmeisters’ convention, reps from Budweiser, Miller Lite and Guinness line up at a bar during lunch.

    The guy from Budweiser says loudly, “I’ll have a Budweiser, the King of Beers”

    The guy from Miller Lite says, “I’ll have a Miller Lite, the President of Beers”.

    In a quiet voice, the brewmeister from Guinness says, “I’ll have a Coca-cola.”

    The other two look stunned. Finally one of them asks, “You’re not going to order a Guinness?”

    The brewmeister drawls, “Naw, if y’all ain’t gonna drink beer, I guess I won’t, either.”

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