July 22, 2013

• The Poacher and the Rapist!!!

  A woman who was out in a boat with fishing equipment was stopped by the game warden. The warden told her she was under arrest for illegal fishing. When she said she was not illegally fishing, the warden said, “Perhaps not. You can tell that story to the judge; maybe he’ll believe you. But you must admit this. You have all the equipment to do so. Is it such a stretch to believe you tried to dip your line in?”

  The women, under threat of arrest, told the warden, “I am going to have to have to report you for raping me.”

  The warden protested, “I did not rape you!:”

  The woman replied, “Perhaps not. You can tell that story to the judge; maybe he’ll believe you. But you must admit this. You have all the necessary equipment to do so. Is it such a stretch to believe you tried to dip your line in?”

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